January 11, 2015 - Ankorage, AK
Sergeant Medina, a ten year veteran of the armed forces was tragically killed today in a training accident.
Our reporters reached out to several sources close to Sergeant Medina for comment but only the military hero's Ex-Wife could be reached for comment before our deadline. "This is a very sad day," stated Cookie Jenkins (formerly Medina). "With his death comes the end of my alimony payments. Now I can't vacation in Mexico during these shitty Alaska winters." she concluded.
EDITOR'S NOTE: We really need to extend the deadlines on our stories.
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