Cutie Patootie; Not Just About Bratty Pageant Kids Anymore

Cutie Patootie; Not Just About Bratty Pageant Kids Anymore

January 19, 2015

Sun Pacific is rolling the dice that a bold marketing decision will pay off big time.  In a press release, the California based company announced their intentions of using the controversial song,
"Cutie Patootie" in their upcoming advertising campaign for their popular oranges, Cuties.

The diddy was first made famous when it premiered on the controversial show, "Toddlers and Tiaras" in 2010 by 6 year old pageant star, Eden Wood.  The original song caused great controversy when the first grader squeaked out, "Rockin' out the pageant stage and shakin' my bootie".  The updated lyrics will  now proclaim, "Rockin' out the produce isle because we're so fruity."

Songwriter and producer, Heather Ryan, said in an exclusive interview with NTMN reporters, "I am just tickled pink that my song will now be known more for delivering Vitamin C than enabling a psychotic Stage Momster to exploit her 6 year old daughter."  Ms. Ryan was, of course, referring to the infamous, Mickie Wood, of Toddlers and Tiaras and Eden's World, who was accused of manipulating her child in a desperate attempt at fame.

"I look forward to a long, healthy relationship with Sun Pacific and Cuties Oranges," Heather proclaimed with a smile. "Though I wouldn't be surprised if the Momster tried to sue me again for the rights to a song that she didn't write.  Bitch be crazy." she concluded.