January 9, 2015
Grammy award winner, Bobby McFarren, who is best known for the world famous mega hit, "Don't Worry, Be Happy", officially announced via his twitter account that he is "Worried".
McFarren reportedly took the money from the hit 1988 song and invested heavily in apartment complexes in Detroit. Now that the city has been granted the right to file bankruptcy, McFarren is stuck with dozens of 20 story lemons in the heart of America's festering cesspool of despair. "It seems as though all of my tenants are taking my advice and aren't worrying that their rent is late" he stated through Twitter. "I may have to litigate." McFarren told his trusted inner circle that his troubles began upon the tragic loss of his good friend, Robin Williams [who appeared in the iconic music video] last year. When McFarren realized that fewer and fewer people were taking the advice he doled out 27 years ago, he started questioning his own wisdom and happiness. "George W. Bush really took a toll on Bobby," said a trusted source. "Just as he was recovering from 8 years of sorrow, we lost Robin, then the Republicans took control of the House and Senate. Now, everything seems pretty destitute." he concluded.
Mr. McFarren was visiting his psychiatrist when we attempted to contact him for comment.
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